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Het mooie quotes topic.

Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: zo 01 nov 2009, 14:34
door DuaNe
Hierin kun je fijn je mooiste quotes kwijt.. x]
Als je de auteur weet is het fijn als die erbij staat. n_n

-Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity

-One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin

-Mensen die zeggen dat vroeger alles beter was, hebben geen goede jeugd gehad, maar een slecht geheugen.
BNN scheurkalender dingus

-You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
Gregory House

-Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill 100 men and you're a conquerer, kill them all and you're god.

-every day above ground is a good day.

-Im like a rubix cube, the more u play with me the harder i get..

Ff genoeg voor mijn quotes.. x]

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: zo 01 nov 2009, 15:15
door Jasper
the minds of the gods are not for mortals to know, or to judge
accept that tzeentch(chaos god) has a place for us in his grand scheme, and be happy in the part you have to play - proclamation, Manus the Red

knowledge is power, and with the key to the black library i shall claim it - Ahriman

if a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered
if he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo down through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes
infamy is always more preferable than ignominy - Fabius Bile

it's the fate of the weak to die unknown, and the destiny of the strong to rule for eternity
give me death or give me glory - Gauwe Psgas

impurity shall be out armour
hate shall be our weapon
immrtality shall be our reward

there is no peace among the stars, only an eternity of slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: zo 01 nov 2009, 23:08
door Rion
ach in Voerendaal rijdt een rioleringsbedrijf rond met de quote:

"Shit Happens! Your shit is our buisiness!"

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: zo 01 nov 2009, 23:48
door Nawid
hehe, mooie slogan!

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: vr 06 nov 2009, 20:00
door Nawid
1. "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

2. "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

3. "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

4. "I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

5. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

6. "Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?"

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: vr 06 nov 2009, 21:09
door Jasper
hehe die zijn wel leuk

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: ma 11 jan 2010, 23:10
door Artica
1. Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
2. Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
.3. Paul Merton
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
.4. Homer Simpson
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
.5. Jean Kerr
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?
.6. Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
.7. Partick Moore
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
.8. Groucho Marx
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
.9. Ellen DeGeners
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
.10. Elayne Boosler
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: ma 11 jan 2010, 23:24
door Nawid
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.


nice one :lol:

mijne

“A true friend is someone who says nice things behind your back.”

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: di 12 jan 2010, 00:57
door Jasper
haha 6 kende ik en respect voor 9

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Ongelezen berichtGeplaatst: di 26 jan 2010, 21:33
door Didiii
die quotes zijn zo grappig om te lezenn:P